@&*ing mosquitoes

The 5yo told me today that since she’s no longer four and now she’s five, she doesn’t know how to be or what to do anymore, and can I help her? She is such a deep thinker. She also told us last night “where’s my fucking water” and today let me know that her “fucking mosquito bite itches.” Good thing I’m a linguist and words are just words.

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