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I’m not gonna lie this project tested my patience. There may have been some grownup words spoken, and not just by me.

This is the birthday card you get your husband when you’ve been married a really long time.

This is just laughable. Do policymakers even KNOW young children? That’s pretty much all kids do. Is my nose still there? Yep. Boogers too? Check. Mmmmmm. Mama look at me making this funny face (pulls mouth wide using pointer fingers).

6 just says to me, “Bob Ross is the best painter and president.” Me: “He wasn’t President.” 6: “Oh I meant Barack Obama.”

We just got a note that in the next week there is yet another fundraiser, a field trip, a bring a Seuss book to school, and a dress like your favorite author day. What are the odds I’m going to remember all of these?