
So this is what we did wrong






















Me: Lucy, are you congested?
Lucy: Yes, but not in my butt just my nose.
Me: Your butt?
Lucy: like when your poop won’t come out
Me: oh! That’s constipated in your butt. Congested is your nose. 😂

On our first trip abroad since COVID was a thing…
12 sleeping arrangements
11 bags of chocolate fish
10 trips to the pharmacy
9 attempts at dinner
8 tumps on the scooters
7 ounces of coffee
6 people with COVID
FIVE HOURS SCREAMING (on the plane)
4 hours on hold with Air New Zealand
3 weeks til Lucy’s birthday
2 exhausted parents
And a week in quarantine.

Mama, when did people start wearing shoes? How were shoes invented?