Maternal instincts

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.
Kids suck.
Surprise, Alex. I’m a real person.
No. No. No. No. No.
Do you know what I hate?
There are so many fucking rules now.
Fun Finger Foods is her main source book and it’s all the woman cooks.
You can’t wear white after Labor Day.
^^wss

Just in case

For posterity

If you’re my friends or family and I should ever meet an untimely demise please tell my kids the unabridged version of my life.

Not half bad

We took a nice long walk through the neighborhood this morning and saw some friends from a CDC-approved distance. We made jewelry, played outside, created books about ourselves, and got takeout from our favorite restaurant. #BountyOnBroad And we also didn’t watch any TV until 5:30pm, a record for this week.

Elsa made a pretty necklace
Book about Elsa
Merida has a sweet tooth
Critter and I surprised each other in the garden
Elsa likes pasta, bars, and cheese.

Wild kingdom, home edition

I observed the mating behavior of the Roomba today as I watched it attempt to mount the scale in the bathroom. I’m not sure what this hybrid offspring will look like, but perhaps it will be something like a mobile scale that follows you from the couch to the fridge cleaning up crumbs.

DJ DNICE was fresh

This dance party was so epic

I just want to thank all the musicians out there giving concerts and doing Facebook and Instagram live shows. Hearing all these amazing beats made me so happy.