Acrimonious scrunchies

I’m not gonna lie this project tested my patience. There may have been some grownup words spoken, and not just by me.

Effing scrunchie
The other effing scrunchie

Truth in advertising

This is the birthday card you get your husband when you’ve been married a really long time.

Tweet tweet.

Don’t touch your face…?

This is just laughable. Do policymakers even KNOW young children? That’s pretty much all kids do. Is my nose still there? Yep. Boogers too? Check. Mmmmmm. Mama look at me making this funny face (pulls mouth wide using pointer fingers).

Nothing that some Bob Ross and snuggles can’t cure

I never thought I’d be watching The Joy of Painting with my littles.

6 just says to me, “Bob Ross is the best painter and president.” Me: “He wasn’t President.” 6: “Oh I meant Barack Obama.”

Exciting week ahead

We just got a note that in the next week there is yet another fundraiser, a field trip, a bring a Seuss book to school, and a dress like your favorite author day. What are the odds I’m going to remember all of these?

I just tumped this entire thermos of coffee all over the floor. How’s your morning going?

Mediocre mom needs coffee.

Dress up as your favorite book character day

My kid is going to be the mutant sardine (piraña) from The Bad Guys. Or the shark dressed in a chicken disguise.