You can’t say I’m sorry with mayonnaise

The dialogue in my dreams is as random as Inspirobot

Ho ho ho hum

Literally the extent of my holiday decorating this year.
I can’t tell if I feel seen or attacked 😂

Thé tooth is out there

The tooth went down the toilet but hopefully TF gets the note. 🦷

Civilian usage pending

When will this genius technology be available for use on children…